Stoney’s Uptown Menu
Cocktail Cans
Epic Western Ranch Water
100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Lime, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 1g carbs, 0 sugar
Epic Western Chispa Rita
Sparkling Spin on a Classic Skinny Marg, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Lime &Orange – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugar
Epic Western La Paloma
100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Grapefruit, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugars
New White Claw Vodka Soda
Peach
High Noon
Peach, Pineapple or Lemon
Jiant Hard Tea
Kiwi Strawberry Sparkling Hard Tea
Canned Beer
Corona
Corona Premier
Modelo
White Claw Mango, Grapefruit & Black Cherry
Heineken Silver (low carb & low cal)
Dry Dock Apricot Sour
JuneShine Mango Daydream Hard Kombucha
Schilling Big Zesty Guava Lemonade (19.2 oz can)
Budweiser
Bud Light
16oz Coors Light Aluminum
16oz Coors Banquet
16oz Miller Lite Aluminum
Paulaner Pilsner
Heineken 0.0 (non alcoholic)
Sam Adams Just the Haze (non alcoholic)
Make any can a bucket!
Draft Beer
Coors Light
Coors Banquet
Pacifico
Dos Equis
Corona Premier
Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
Station 26 Tangerine Cream
New Belgium Fat Tire
Blue Moon
Dales Pale Ale
Oskar Blues Cosmic Mutant IPA
New Belgium Juicy Haze IPA
Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA
Odell IPA
Princess Yum Yum
Joyride Double IPA
Guinness
Mountain Time Lager
Schilling Cider Local Legend
Truly Wild Berry Hard Seltzer
Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA
Cocktails
WILLY’S SWILLS
SLRRP Jello Shots
(Peach, Strawberry, Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, Orange) $5
Manhattan #1 $10
Makers Mark, Antica Formula, Bitters, Cherry, Rocks
Gin Cucumber Cooler $10
Bombay Sapphire, Muddled Cucumber, Fresh Lime Juice, Tonic
Champagne Paloma $11
Herradrua Silver, Grapefruit, Champagne, Lime Juice
Larkin’s Punch $15
Mango & Black Cherry White Claw with a Shot of Deep Eddy Grapefruit. 32 oz cocktail.
Cucumber Crusher $9
Deep Eddy Lime, Fresh Cucumber, Soda Water, Ginger Beer
Dark and Stoney $9
Kraken Rum, Lime Juice, Picketts Ginger Beer
Red Bull Watermelon Mojito $10
Bacardi, Red Bull Red Edition (Watermelon), Lime, Mint, Simple Syrup
SPRING COCKTAILS
Blackberry Bramble $10
Bombay, Chambord, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda Water, served with a Blackberry
Guava Mezcal Mule $12
Casamigos Mezcal, Guava, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer
Peach Drizzle $7
Deep Eddy Peach, Soda Water, Grenadine Drizzle
Crisp Cucumber $10
Hendricks, Lime Juice, Muddled Cucumber, Lemonade
Spicy Tropical Marg $10
Sandinista Siracha Lime Tequila, Lime Juice, Muddled Jalapenos, Red Bull Yellow Edition (Tropical)
Heat So Sweet $8
Bacardi Mango Chile, Soda, Lemon Juice, Splash Cran, Chili Salt Rim
Cranberry Moscow Mule $9
Deep Eddy Cranberry, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Served in a Mule Cup
Mango Chile Mule $9
Bacardi Mango Chile, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Served in a Mule Cup
French Martini $8
Vanilla Vodka, Chambord, Pineapple Juice
MARGS
Blood Orange Margarita $8
Monte Alban Reposado, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim
Spicy Blood Orange Margarita $9
Muddled Jalapeno, Sandinista Siracha Lime Spiced Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim
Perfect Patron $12
Patron Blanco, Family Jones Triple Sec, Lime Juice
Jalapeno Face $10
Cazadores Reposado, Triple Sec, Muddled Jalapeno, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave, Soda
NON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
Red Bull
Energy Drink, Sugarfree, Red Edition (Watermelon), Yellow Edition (Tropical), $4
PREMIUM MULES
Stoney’s Spicy Mule $9
Deep Eddy Vodka, Lime Juice, Jalapeno, Ginger Beer
Patron Mule $9
Patron Repo
Strawberry Cucumber $9
Frankly Strawberry Vodka & Muddled Cucumber
Ruby Red $8
Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka
Tennessee $9
Jack Daniels
Mexi $9
Herradura Silver

Wine
House Wine $6.25
white or red
Sangria $8
white or red
Sangria Pitcher $26
white or red
By the Bottle $36
Fleur De Mer Ros
White Haven Sauvignon Blanc
Argentino Malbec
Cavit Pinot Grigio
Martin Codax Albarino White Blend
*1/2 price bottles of wine on Fridays
Drink Specials
Happy Hour
Monday- Friday 11:30am-6pm
Trivia Specials
$7.50 25oz Coors Light – keep the cup
$8.50 25oz Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA – keep the cup
$5 Tullamore Dew
$6 Milagro
$7 Hendricks
Brunch Specials:
Saturday & Sunday til 1:30 pm
Pitcher of Sangria (Red or White) $26
Fresh fruit, Red or White Wine, Juice
Deep Eddy Bloody Mary $8
served with a 8oz Coors Light
Mega Mimosa $13
25oz Mimosa (Limit 2 per person)
Lunch Special
All Day Monday; 11:30AM-3PM Tuesday - Friday
$10 Cheeseburger and Waffle Fries
with your choice of a 16oz Coors Light, Well Cocktail or N/A Bev
Happy Hour Food
Happy Hour Food Monday-Friday 2PM - 6PM
Burger Slider $7
Hawaiian Rolls, Smash Patty, American Cheese, Pickles
Fried Green Beans $6
Fried Green Beans served with Ranch
Pot Stickers $7
Chicken Pot Stickers served on a bed of cabbage, side of Dumpling Sauce
Pesto Marinated Mozzarella Bruschetta $7
Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Toasted Amoroso Roll, Balsamic Glaze, Fresh Basil and Heirloom Tomatoes
Taco Tuesday
Available all day Tuesday!
Personal Nachos – Beef or Chicken $8 / No Meat $7
1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream add guacamole $2
$2 Beef
ground beef, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla
$4 Crunchy Beef Tacos
2 beef tacos served on hard shells
$2 Chicken
shredded chicken, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla
$2 Veggie
veggie mix, corn relish, pickled red onions, green salsa, melted mozzarella, corn tortilla
$3 Steak
grilled steak, onions, red bell pepper, cotija cheese, ghost aioli, flour tortilla *sub chimichurri upon request
$3 Shrimp
fried shrimp, corn relish, pickled red onions, avocado crema, corn tortilla
$3 Plant Based Chorizo
shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla
$3 Al Pastor
al pastor, corn tortilla, red onion, fresh pineapple, cilantro
Drink Specials
$7 Blood Orange Margarita
$8 Spicy Blood Orange Margarita
$6 House Marg
$7 Milagro Marg
$9 Patron Marg
$9 Casamigos Marg
$6 Mega Dos Equis
$30 Corona Bucket
Add a Marg flavor for $1 – Mango, Peach, or Strawberry
Wing Wednesday
WING WEDNESDAY
Available all day Wednesdays for dine in!
BOGO 1/2 off for carryout!
All You Can Eat Wings
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Boneless: $15 per person / Bone-In: $15 per person
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Add Waffle Fries $3
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No to-go boxes
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No sharing
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First order comes with 1 dipping sauce – additional sauces $1
Buy One Get One 1/2 Off – BONE IN
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Buy 1 lb get 1 lb half off
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Pick a different sauce for the second pound
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Served with fries (no substitutions)
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Sharing & to-go boxes allowed!
Sauces:
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Dry Rub
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Cajun Dry Rub
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Buffalo
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XXX
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Honey Hot
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Spicy Pineapple
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Teriyaki
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BBQ
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Buffalo Pesto
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Chimmichurri
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Nashville Hot (+.50)
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Truffalo (+.50)
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Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner!
Drink Specials:
$4 Pink Whitney Shots
$7.50 25oz Dales Pale Ale
$7.50 25oz Cosmic Mutant IPA
Starters
Chips and Salsa $4
Homemade Salsa and Crunchy Corn Tortilla Chips
Whipped Feta Dip $11
Feta Dip, Toasted Pita Bread, Cucumber and Carrots
Nachos $15
Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream add guacamole $2
Personal Nachos $9
1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream, Choice of Chicken Beef or No Meat, Add Guacamole $2
Steak Nachos $22
Tortilla Chips, Shredded Cheddar Jack, Queso, Marinated Steak, Pico de Gallo, Black Beans, Pickled Jalapenos, Guacamole, Crema, Cilantro
Chip Dip Trio $10
Tortilla Chips, Queso, Guacamole, Salsa
Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9
Crisp Wonton, Hatch Green Chili Mac n’ Cheese, Ranch
Fried Mozz $10
8 Mozzarella Sticks, Marinara
Bavarian Pretzel $10
Bavarian Pretzel Pieces, Salt, Queso, Mustard
Sub Dry Rub $1
Mini Corn Dogs $9
12 Mini Corn Dogs served with Ketchup & Mustard
Chicken Digits & Waffle Fries $12
Served with choice of sauce
Truffle Fries $7
Shoestring Fries, Truffle Aioli, Parmesan, Parsley
Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $8
Brussel Sprouts, Bacon, Cotija Cheese, Chipotle Aioli
Party Fries
Pizza Fries $13
Waffle Fries, Mozzarella, Shredded Parmesan, Pepperoni, Side of Ranch & Marinara
Buffalo Chicken Fries $13
Waffle Fries, Crispy Buffalo Chicken, Colby Jack, Mozzarella, Green Onion, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Side of Ranch
Loaded Baked Potato Fries $13
Waffle Fries, Colby Jack, Bacon, Green Onion, Sour Cream
Wings
Willy’s Wings
our traditional bone-in wings tossed in your choice of sauce
1 LB (8 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $18
1.5 LB (12 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $23
Boneless Wings
tossed in your choice of sauce
Boneless 10 over a basket of waffle fries $15
Boneless 20 over a basket of waffle fries $20
Cauliflower Wings $14
Buttermilk Marinated, Hand Breaded Cauliflower Florets
Impossible Nugs
Impossible Plant Based Nuggets, Waffle Fries & Choice of Dipping Sauce
10 Piece...........$16
20 Piece..........$22
Sauces:
BBQ, Buffalo, Buffalo Pesto, Cajun Dry Rub, Stoney’s Dry Rub, Honey Hot, Pesto, Spicy Pineapple Express, Teriyaki, XXX, Chimmichurri, Nashville Hot (+.50), Truffalo (+.50), Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner!
Burgers
Bad Hunter $8
Housemade Black Bean Patty, Colby Jack, Chipotle Aioli,
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Brioche Bun
Stoney’s Classic $8.50 / Double $10.50
Smash Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Potato Bun
Sub Turkey Burger $1, Chicken Breast $3, Impossible Burger $5
Double Trouble Burger $12
2 Smash Patties, American Cheese, White Onion,
Tomato, Lettuce, 1000 Island Dressing, Potato Bun
Stacked Burger $11
Smash Patty, Bacon, American Cheese, Fries, Stoney’s Sauce, Potato Bun
Inferno Burger $10
Smash Patty, Sriracha, Grilled Onions and Jalapenos,
Pepper Jack Cheese, Ghost Pepper Aioli, Potato Bun
Truffle Burger $12
Smash Patty, Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Truffle Aioli,
Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Potato Bun
Hot Stuff
Margherita Pizza Grilled Cheese $9
Toasted Garlic Butter Bread, Mozzarella, Provolone, Tomato, Basil and Side of Marinara
Gyro $12
Pita Bread, Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Tzatziki, Feta Cheese, and Choice of Gyro Meat or Chicken
Pizza Grilled Cheese $9
Garlic Buttered Bread, Provolone, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Side of Marinara
Philly Cheesesteak $12
Choice of Chicken or Beef, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll
Impossible Philly Cheesesteak $15
Impossible Meat Crumbles, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll
Nashville Hot Chicken $12
Spicy Fried Chicken Breast, Sweet & Spicy Glaze, Pickles, Brioche Bun
Turkey Club $12
Sliced Turkey, Pesto, Bacon, Swiss, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Avocado, Toasted Bread
Crispy Chicken Sandwich $12
Fried Chicken Breast, Bacon, Colby Jack, Honey Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Brioche Bun
Soup & Salad
House Soup – Cup $5 or Bowl $8
Creamy Tomato base with White Beans, Tortellini & Italian Sausage
Green Chili – Cup $5 or Bowl $8
Topped with Cheese & Pico, Served with Flour or Corn Tortillas
Cobb Salad $13
Romaine, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Bacon, Grilled Chicken Breast, Heirloom Tomatoes, Avocado, Hard Boiled Egg, choice of dressing
Steak Salad $16
Romaine & Field of Greens Mix, Tossed in a Creamy Horseradish Dressing, Diced Steak, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Red Onion, Mushrooms, Candied Pecans, Gorgonzola Cheese, Drizzled with a Balsamic Glaze
Caprese Salad $8
Fresh Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes, Basil, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper, Balsamic Glaze
Chicken Caesar $13
Choice of Crispy Chicken or Chicken Breast, Romaine, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Parmesan, Croutons, Caesar Dressing
Half Caesar $6
Romaine, Parmesan, Croutons, Caesar Dressing
House Salad – Half $6 or Full $9
Spring Mix, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Feta Cheese, Croutons
All Salads available as a wrap**
Available Dressings:
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Caesar, Honey Mustard, Raspberry Vinaigrette, 1000 Island, Vinegar & Oil, Creamy Horseradish Dressing
Sides
Shoestring Fries $5
Waffle Fries $5
Sweet Potato Fries $6
Onion Rings $6
Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $4
Kid's Menu
Grilled Cheese & Fries $5
Cheeseburger & Fries $5
Chicken Digits & Fries $5
Brunch
Served Saturday & Sunday from 10am - 1:30pm
Basic “B” $10
Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Served with choice of Biscuit, Biscuits & Gravy +$3, or Waffle +$3
Hot Chick’N Waffle $14
Nashville Hot Chicken, Blueberry Waffle, Candied Bacon, Syrup
Party Biscuits $14
Nashville Hot Chicken, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Buttermilk Biscuits, Candied Bacon
Sunrise Sandwich $11
Two Fried Eggs *, American Cheese, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Brioche Bun, Side of Seasoned Potatoes
Breakfast Burrito $13
Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Colby Jack in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Green Chili & Queso, Topped with Pico De Gallo & Fried Jalapeno
Avocado Toast $10
Wheat Bread, Avocado-Pesto Smash, Fried Egg*, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Dressed Greens
Veg Head Scramble $10
Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Green Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions, Queso
Meat Head Scramble $12
Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Bacon, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Colby Jack
French Toast Sticks $8
5 French Toast Sticks, Side of Syrup
*Sub impossible sausage for $3
Sides:
Impossible Sausage $5
Waffle $5
Blueberry Waffle $6
Breakfast Potato $3
Sausage $3
Bacon $3
Candied Bacon $3
Biscuit $2
*These items may be served raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Dessert
Churro Donut Holes $6
12 churro donut rounds
Cookie Plate $5
4 Chocolate Chip Cookies