Stoney’s Uptown Menu

 

Cocktail Cans

Epic Western Ranch Water 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Lime, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 1g carbs, 0 sugar

 

Epic Western Chispa Rita

Sparkling Spin on a Classic Skinny Marg, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Lime &Orange – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugar

 

Epic Western La Paloma 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Grapefruit, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugars

 

High Noon

Peach, Pineapple or Lemon

Truly Vodka Soda

Blackberry Lemon

 

Canned Beer

Schilling Emerald City Blackberry Pear Cider (19.2 oz can)

Schilling Chaider (Chai Spiced Hard Cider)

Corona Premier

Modelo

Dos Equis Lager

White Claw Mango, Grapefruit & Black Cherry

Juneshine Blood Orange Mint Hard Kombucha

Budweiser

Bud Light

Corona Can

Paulaner Pilsner

16oz Coors Light Aluminum

16oz Coors Banquet

Heineken 0.0 (non alcoholic)

16oz Miller Lite Aluminum

Make any can a bucket!

 

Draft Beer

Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA

Oskar Blue Western Mutant IPA 

Coors Light

Coors Banquet

Pacifico 

Dos Equis 

Modelo

Blue Moon 

Dales Pale Ale 

New Belgium Juicy Haze IPA

Oskar Blues Lager

Odell IPA 

Princess Yum Yum

Joyride Double IPA

Guinness 

Mountain Time Lager

Schilling Cider Local Legend

Baja La Surfa Golden Lager

Truly Wild Berry Hard Seltzer

Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA

 

Cocktails

WILLY’S SWILLS


SLRRP Jello Shots

(Peach, Strawberry, Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, Orange) $5
 

Manhattan #1 $10 

Makers Mark, Antica Formula, Bitters, Cherry, Rocks

Gin Cucumber Cooler $10 

Bombay Sapphire, Muddled Cucumber, Fresh Lime Juice, Tonic

Champagne Paloma $11

Camarena Silver, Grapefruit, Champagne, Lime Juice

 

Larkin’s Punch $15

Mango & Black Cherry White Claw with a Shot of Deep Eddy Grapefruit. 32 oz cocktail.

Cucumber Crusher $9

Deep Eddy Lime, Fresh Cucumber, Soda Water, Ginger Beer

Dark and Stoney $9

Kraken Rum, Lime Juice, Picketts Ginger Beer

 

Red Bull Watermelon Mojito $10

Red Bull Watermelon, Lime, Mint, Simple Syrup

Aperitivo Spritz $9

Peychaud’s Aperitivo, Soda, Champagne, Fresh Orange

WINTER COCKTAILS

Sugar Cookie Marini $10

Cookie Dough Whiskey & Amaretto

 

Holiday Sangria $9

Muddled Fruit, Cinnamon Simple Syrup, Red Wine, Splash of OJ, garnished with a cinnamon stick

 

White Christmas Margarita $11

Patron Dank Stash, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Crème De Coconut

 

Earl Grey Hot Toddy $9

Family Jones Earl Grey Juniper Jones Gin, Hot Water, Lemon, Cinnamon Stick

Spiked Hot Cocoa $10

Hot Chocolate Spiked with Rumpleminze

Spiked Apple Cider $9

Hot Cider Spiked with Whisky

Peppermint White Russian $9

Peppermint Schnapps, Kahlua, Cream, Topped with a Crushed Candy Cane

Cranberry Moscow Mule $9

Deep Eddy Cranberry, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Served in a Mule Cup

Mele Kalikimaka Punch Bowl $20

(serves two)

Bacardi Spiced, Almond Syrup, Lime Juice, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Topped with Soda Water, Served in Hawaiian Punch Bowl

Classic Egg Nog $9

Egg Nog, Bourbon, Garnished with a Star Anise

Black Berry Smash $8

Whiskey, Muddled Blackberry, Apple Cider, Lemon Juice, Dash of Bitters

PB&J Martini $9

Screwball Whisky, Chambord, Hazelnut Liqueur

 

French Martini $8

Vanilla Vodka, Chambord, Pineapple Juice

 

MARGS

Blood Orange Margarita $8

Monte Alban Reposado, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim

 

Perfect Patron $12

Patron Blanco, Family Jones Triple Sec, Lime Juice

 

Jalapeno Face $10

Cazadores Reposado, Triple Sec, Muddled Jalapeno, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave, Soda

NON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES 

Red Bull

Energy Drink, Sugarfree, Red Edition (Watermelon), Yellow Edition, $4

 

CBD Ginger Ale $5

PREMIUM MULES

Stoney’s Spicy Mule $9

Deep Eddy Vodka, Lime Juice, Jalapeno, Mint, Ginger Beer

 

Patron Mule $9

Patron Repo 

 

Strawberry Cucumber $9

Frankly Strawberry Vodka & Muddled Cucumber

 

Ruby Red $8

Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka

 

Tennessee $9

Jack Daniels

 

Mexi $9

Camarena Silver

 

CBD Mule $10 

Deep Eddy Vodka, Dram CBD Ginger Ale

 

Wine

 

House Wine $6.25

white or red 

 

Sangria $8

white or red

 

Sangria Pitcher $26

white or red 

 

By the Bottle $36

Line 39 California Rose 

Line 39 Sauvignon Blanc, California 

Argento Malbec, Argentina 

Cavit Pinot Grigio, Italy 

*1/2 price bottles of wine on Fridays 

 

Drink Specials

Happy Hour

Monday- Friday 11:30am-6pm

 

Trivia Specials

$7.50 25oz Coors Light – keep the cup

$8.50 25oz Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA – keep the cup

$5 Jim Beam

$6 Roku Gin

$7 Makers Mark

 

Brunch Specials: 

Saturday & Sunday til 2pm 

 

Pitcher of Sangria (Red or White) $26

Fresh fruit, Red or White Wine, Juice

 

Deep Eddy Bloody Mary  $8

served with a 8oz Coors Light 

 

Mega Mimosa $13  

25oz Mimosa

 

Happy Hour Food

Happy Hour Food Monday-Friday 2PM - 6PM

Burger Slider $7

Hawaiian Rolls, Smash Patty, American Cheese, Pickles

 

Fried Green Beans $6

Fried Green Beans served with Ranch

 

Pot Stickers $7

Chicken Pot Stickers served on a bed of cabbage, side of Dumpling Sauce

 

Pesto Marinated Mozzarella Bruschetta $7

Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Toasted Amoroso Roll, Balsamic Glaze, Fresh Basil and Heirloom Tomatoes

 

Taco Tuesday

Available all day Tuesday! 

All You Can Eat Tacos $12 

Beef, Chicken, or Plant Based Chorizo.
Comes with Rice, Beans, and Red Sauce

**No Modifications 

Personal Nachos – Beef or Chicken $8 / No Meat $7

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

 

$2 Beef 

ground beef, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, crunchy tortilla

 

$2 Chicken 

shredded chicken, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

 

$2 Veggie

veggie mix, corn relish, pickled red onions, green salsa, melted mozzarella, corn tortilla

 

$3 Steak

grilled steak, onions, red bell pepper, cotija cheese, ghost aioli, flour tortilla *sub chimichurri upon request

 

$3 Shrimp

fried shrimp, corn relish, pickled red onions, avocado crema, corn tortilla

 

$3 Plant Based Chorizo 

shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

 

Drink Specials

$7 Blood Orange Margarita 

$6 House Marg

$9 Patron Marg

$9 Casamigos Marg

$6 Mega Dos Equis

$30 Corona Bottle Bucket

Add a Marg flavor for $1 – Mango, Peach, or Strawberry

 

Wing Wednesday

WING WEDNESDAY

Available all day Wednesdays for dine in!

BOGO 1/2 off for carryout!

 

All You Can Eat BONELESS

  • $15 per person

  • Boneless only

  • First round served with fries (no substitutions)

  • No to-go boxes

  • No sharing

  • First order comes with 1 dipping sauce – additional sauces $1

 

Buy One Get One 1/2 Off – BONE IN

  • Buy 1 lb get 1 lb half off

  • Pick a different sauce for the second pound

  • Served with fries  (no substitutions)

  • Sharing & to-go boxes allowed!
     

Sauces:

  • Dry Rub

  • Cajun Dry Rub

  • Buffalo

  • XXX

  • Honey Hot

  • Spicy Pineapple

  • Teriyaki

  • BBQ

  • Buffalo Pesto

  • Chimmichurri

  • Nashville Hot (+.50)

  • Truffalo (+.50)

  • Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 

 

Drink Specials:

$4 Pink Whitney Shots

$7.50 25oz Dales Pale Ale

$7.50 25oz Western Mutant IPA

 

Starters

Chips and Salsa $4

Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips

Whipped Feta Dip $11

Feta Dip, Toasted Pita Bread, Cucumber and Carrots

 

Nachos $15 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

 

Personal Nachos
Beef/Chicken $8, No Meat $7

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

 

Chip Dip Trio $10 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Guacamole, Salsa
 

​Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9

Crisp wonton, Hatch Green Chili Mac n’ Cheese, Ranch

Fried Mozz $10 

8 Mozzarella Sticks, Marinara

 

Bavarian Pretzel $10 

Bavarian Pretzel Pieces, Salt, Queso, Mustard 
sub dry rub $1 

 

Mini Corn Dogs $9 

12 Mini Corn Dogs served with Ketchup & Mustard 

 

Chicken Digits & Waffle Fries $12 

Served with choice of sauce 

 

Truffle Fries $7

Shoestring Fries, Truffle Aioli, Parmesan, Parsley 

 

Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $6 

Brussel Sprouts, Bacon, Cotija Cheese, Chipotle Aioli 

 

Party Fries

Pizza Fries $13

Waffle Fries, Mozzarella, Shredded Parmesan, Pepperoni, Side of Ranch & Marinara 

 

Buffalo Chicken Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Crispy Buffalo Chicken, Colby Jack, Mozzarella, Green Onion, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Side of Ranch 

 

Loaded Baked Potato Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Colby Jack, Bacon, Green Onion, Sour Cream 

 

Wings

 

Willy’s Wings 

our traditional bone-in wings tossed in your choice of sauce

1 LB (8 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $18

1.5 LB (12 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $23

 

Boneless Wings 

tossed in your choice of sauce

 Boneless 10 over a basket of waffle fries $15

Boneless 20 over a basket of waffle fries $20

 

Cauliflower Wings $14 

Buttermilk Marinated, Hand Breaded Cauliflower Florets

 

Sauces: 

BBQ, Buffalo, Buffalo Pesto, Cajun Dry Rub, Stoney’s Dry Rub, Honey Hot, Pesto, Spicy Pineapple Express, Teriyaki, XXX, Chimmichurri, Nashville Hot (+.50), Truffalo (+.50), Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 

 

Burgers

 

Bad Hunter $8 

Housemade Black Bean Patty, Colby Jack, Chipotle Aioli,
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Brioche Bun 

Stoney’s Classic $8.50 / Double $10 

Smash Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Potato Bun 

Sub Turkey Burger $1, Chicken Breast $3, Impossible Burger $5 

 

Double Trouble Burger $12

2 Smash Patties, American Cheese, White Onion,
Tomato, Lettuce, Stoney’s 1000 Island Dressing, Potato Bun

Stacked Burger $11 

Smash Patty, Bacon, American Cheese, Fries, Stoney’s Sauce, Potato Bun 

 

Inferno Burger $11 

Smash Patty, Sriracha, Grilled Onions and Jalapenos,
Pepper Jack Cheese, Ghost Pepper Aioli, Potato Bun 

 

Truffle Burger $12

Smash Patty, Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Truffle Aioli,
Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Potato Bun

 

Hot Stuff

Margherita Pizza Grilled Cheese $9

Toasted Garlic Butter Bread, Mozzarella, Provolone, Tomato, Basil and Side of Marinara 

Gyro $12 

Pita Bread, Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Tzatziki, Feta Cheese, and Choice of Gyro Meat or Chicken

 

Pizza Grilled Cheese $9 

Garlic Buttered Bread, Provolone, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Side of Marinara 

 

Philly Cheesesteak $12 

Choice of Chicken or Beef, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

Impossible Philly Cheesesteak $15 

Impossible Meat Crumbles, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

Nashville Hot Chicken $12

Spicy Fried Chicken Breast, Sweet & Spicy Glaze, Pickles, Brioche Bun

Turkey Club $12

Sliced Turkey, Pesto, Bacon, Swiss, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Avocado, Toasted Bread 

Crispy Chicken Sandwich $12 

Fried Chicken Breast, Bacon, Colby Jack, Honey Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Brioche Bun

Soup & Salad

 

 

House Soup  – Cup $5 or Bowl $7 

Creamy Tomato base with White Beans, Tortellini & Italian Sausage 

Green Chili – Cup $5 or Bowl $7

Topped with Cheese & Pico, Served with Flour or Corn Tortillas 

 

Mountain Man $12 

Spring Mix, Chicken Breast, Feta Cheese, Pecans, Craisins, Dried Blueberries, Raspberry Vinaigrette

Cobb Salad $12

Romaine, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Bacon, Grilled Chicken Breast, Heirloom Tomatoes, Avocado, Hard Boiled Egg, choice of dressing

Caprese Salad $8 

Fresh Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes, Basil, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper, Balsamic Glaze

Chicken Caesar $12 

Choice of Crispy Chicken or Chicken Breast, Romaine, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Parmesan, Croutons, Caesar Dressing 

House Salad – Half $5 or Full $8 

Spring Mix, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Feta Cheese, Croutons 

All Salads available as a wrap**

 

Available Dressings: 

Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Caesar, Honey Mustard, Raspberry Vinaigrette

 

Sides 

Shoestring Fries $4 

Waffle Fries $4

Sweet Potato Fries $5 

Onion Rings $5

Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $4 

 

Kid's Menu

Grilled Cheese & Fries $6 

Cheeseburger & Fries $7 

Chicken Digits & Fries $6 

Brunch

Served Saturday & Sunday from 10am - 1:30pm

 

Basic “B” $10 

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Served with choice of Biscuit, Biscuits & Gravy +$3, or Waffle +$3

Hot Chick’N Waffle $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Blueberry Waffle, Candied Bacon, Syrup 

Party Biscuits $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Buttermilk Biscuits, Candied Bacon

Sunrise Sandwich $11 

Two Fried Eggs *, American Cheese, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Brioche Bun, Side of Seasoned Potatoes 

Breakfast Burrito $13

Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Colby Jack in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Green Chili & Queso, Topped with Pico De Gallo & Fried Jalapeno

 

Avocado Toast $10 

Wheat Bread, Avocado-Pesto Smash, Fried Egg*, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Dressed Greens 

Veg Head Scramble $10

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Green Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions, Queso

 

Meat Head Scramble $12

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Bacon, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Colby Jack 

French Toast Sticks $8

5 French Toast Sticks, Side of Syrup

*Sub impossible sausage for $3 

 

Sides:

Impossible Sausage $5

Waffle $5

Blueberry Waffle $6

Breakfast Potato $3

Sausage $3

Bacon $3

Candied Bacon $3

Biscuit $2

 

 

Limited Weekend Lunch Menu

until 1:30
(descriptions are listed under Everyday Menu)

Nachos $15

Personal Nachos $7 / $8

Mozzarella Sticks $10

Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9

Pretzel $10

Chip Dip Trio $10

Chips & Salsa $4

Mini Corn Dogs $9

Stoney’s Classic $8.50

Willy’s Wings $18 / $23

Boneless Wings $15 / $19

Cauliflower Wings $14

Chicken Caesar Salad $12

Side Caesar Salad $5

House Salad $5 / $8

Green Chili $5 / $7

House Soup $5 / $7

Waffle Fries $4

Shoestring Fries $4

Sweet Potato Fries $5

Onion Rings $5

Churro Donuts $6

 

  *These items may be served raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.   

 

Dessert

Churro Donut Holes $6

12 churro donut rounds

 

Cookie Plate $4

4 Chocolate Chip Cookies 

 

Ice Cream Sandwich $5