Stoney’s Uptown Menu

Cocktail Cans

Epic Western Ranch Water 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Lime, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 1g carbs, 0 sugar

Epic Western Chispa Rita

Sparkling Spin on a Classic Skinny Marg, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Lime &Orange – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugar

Epic Western La Paloma 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Grapefruit, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugars

High Noon

Peach, Pineapple or Lemon

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Truly Vodka Soda

Blackberry Lemon

Canned Beer

Schilling Emerald City Blackberry Pear Cider (19.2 oz can)

Schilling Chaider (Chai Spiced Hard Cider)

Corona Premier

Modelo

Dos Equis Lager

White Claw Mango, Grapefruit & Black Cherry

Juneshine Blood Orange Mint Hard Kombucha

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Budweiser

Bud Light

Corona Can

Paulaner Pilsner

16oz Coors Light Aluminum

16oz Coors Banquet

Heineken 0.0 (non alcoholic)

16oz Miller Lite Aluminum

Make any can a bucket!

Draft Beer

Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA

Oskar Blue Western Mutant IPA 

Coors Light

Coors Banquet

Pacifico 

Dos Equis 

Modelo

Blue Moon 

Dales Pale Ale 

New Belgium Juicy Haze IPA

Oskar Blues Lager

Odell IPA 

Princess Yum Yum

Joyride Double IPA

Guinness 

Mountain Time Lager

Schilling Cider Local Legend

Baja La Surfa Golden Lager

Truly Wild Berry Hard Seltzer

Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA

Cocktails

WILLY’S SWILLS

SLRRP Jello Shots

(Peach, Strawberry, Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, Orange) $5
 

Manhattan #1 $10 

Makers Mark, Antica Formula, Bitters, Cherry, Rocks

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Gin Cucumber Cooler $10 

Bombay Sapphire, Muddled Cucumber, Fresh Lime Juice, Tonic

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Champagne Paloma $11

Camarena Silver, Grapefruit, Champagne, Lime Juice

Larkin’s Punch $15

Mango & Black Cherry White Claw with a Shot of Deep Eddy Grapefruit. 32 oz cocktail.

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Cucumber Crusher $9

Deep Eddy Lime, Fresh Cucumber, Soda Water, Ginger Beer

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Dark and Stoney $9

Kraken Rum, Lime Juice, Picketts Ginger Beer

Red Bull Watermelon Mojito $10

Red Bull Watermelon, Lime, Mint, Simple Syrup

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Aperitivo Spritz $9

Peychaud’s Aperitivo, Soda, Champagne, Fresh Orange

WINTER COCKTAILS

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Sugar Cookie Marini $10

Cookie Dough Whiskey & Amaretto

Holiday Sangria $9

Muddled Fruit, Cinnamon Simple Syrup, Red Wine, Splash of OJ, garnished with a cinnamon stick

White Christmas Margarita $11

Patron Dank Stash, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Crème De Coconut

Earl Grey Hot Toddy $9

Family Jones Earl Grey Juniper Jones Gin, Hot Water, Lemon, Cinnamon Stick

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Spiked Hot Cocoa $10

Hot Chocolate Spiked with Rumpleminze

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Spiked Apple Cider $9

Hot Cider Spiked with Whisky

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Peppermint White Russian $9

Peppermint Schnapps, Kahlua, Cream, Topped with a Crushed Candy Cane

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Cranberry Moscow Mule $9

Deep Eddy Cranberry, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Served in a Mule Cup

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Mele Kalikimaka Punch Bowl $20

(serves two)

Bacardi Spiced, Almond Syrup, Lime Juice, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice, Topped with Soda Water, Served in Hawaiian Punch Bowl

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Classic Egg Nog $9

Egg Nog, Bourbon, Garnished with a Star Anise

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Black Berry Smash $8

Whiskey, Muddled Blackberry, Apple Cider, Lemon Juice, Dash of Bitters

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PB&J Martini $9

Screwball Whisky, Chambord, Hazelnut Liqueur

French Martini $8

Vanilla Vodka, Chambord, Pineapple Juice

MARGS

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Blood Orange Margarita $8

Monte Alban Reposado, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim

Perfect Patron $12

Patron Blanco, Family Jones Triple Sec, Lime Juice

Jalapeno Face $10

Cazadores Reposado, Triple Sec, Muddled Jalapeno, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave, Soda

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NON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES 

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Red Bull

Energy Drink, Sugarfree, Red Edition (Watermelon), Yellow Edition, $4

CBD Ginger Ale $5

PREMIUM MULES

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Stoney’s Spicy Mule $9

Deep Eddy Vodka, Lime Juice, Jalapeno, Mint, Ginger Beer

Patron Mule $9

Patron Repo 

Strawberry Cucumber $9

Frankly Strawberry Vodka & Muddled Cucumber

Ruby Red $8

Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka

Tennessee $9

Jack Daniels

Mexi $9

Camarena Silver

CBD Mule $10 

Deep Eddy Vodka, Dram CBD Ginger Ale

Wine

House Wine $6.25

white or red 

Sangria $8

white or red

Sangria Pitcher $26

white or red 

By the Bottle $36

Line 39 California Rose 

Line 39 Sauvignon Blanc, California 

Argento Malbec, Argentina 

Cavit Pinot Grigio, Italy 

*1/2 price bottles of wine on Fridays 

Happy Hour Food

Happy Hour Food Monday-Friday 2PM - 6PM

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Burger Slider $7

Hawaiian Rolls, Smash Patty, American Cheese, Pickles

Fried Green Beans $6

Fried Green Beans served with Ranch

Pot Stickers $7

Chicken Pot Stickers served on a bed of cabbage, side of Dumpling Sauce

Pesto Marinated Mozzarella Bruschetta $7

Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Toasted Amoroso Roll, Balsamic Glaze, Fresh Basil and Heirloom Tomatoes

Taco Tuesday

Available all day Tuesday! 

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All You Can Eat Tacos $12 

Beef, Chicken, or Plant Based Chorizo.
Comes with Rice, Beans, and Red Sauce

**No Modifications 

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Personal Nachos – Beef or Chicken $8 / No Meat $7

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

$2 Beef 

ground beef, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, crunchy tortilla

$2 Chicken 

shredded chicken, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

$2 Veggie

veggie mix, corn relish, pickled red onions, green salsa, melted mozzarella, corn tortilla

$3 Steak

grilled steak, onions, red bell pepper, cotija cheese, ghost aioli, flour tortilla *sub chimichurri upon request

$3 Shrimp

fried shrimp, corn relish, pickled red onions, avocado crema, corn tortilla

$3 Plant Based Chorizo 

shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

Drink Specials

$7 Blood Orange Margarita 

$6 House Marg

$9 Patron Marg

$9 Casamigos Marg

$6 Mega Dos Equis

$30 Corona Bottle Bucket

Add a Marg flavor for $1 – Mango, Peach, or Strawberry

Wing Wednesday

WING WEDNESDAY

Available all day Wednesdays for dine in!

BOGO 1/2 off for carryout!

All You Can Eat BONELESS

• $15 per person

• Boneless only

• First round served with fries (no substitutions)

• No to-go boxes

• No sharing

• First order comes with 1 dipping sauce – additional sauces $1

Buy One Get One 1/2 Off – BONE IN

• Buy 1 lb get 1 lb half off

• Pick a different sauce for the second pound

• Served with fries  (no substitutions)

• Sharing & to-go boxes allowed!
   

Sauces:

• Dry Rub

• Cajun Dry Rub

• Buffalo

• XXX

• Honey Hot

• Spicy Pineapple

• Teriyaki

• BBQ

• Buffalo Pesto

• Chimmichurri

• Nashville Hot (+.50)

• Truffalo (+.50)

• Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 

Drink Specials:

$4 Pink Whitney Shots

$7.50 25oz Dales Pale Ale

$7.50 25oz Western Mutant IPA

Starters

Chips and Salsa $4

Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips

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Whipped Feta Dip $11

Feta Dip, Toasted Pita Bread, Cucumber and Carrots

Nachos $15 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

Personal Nachos
Beef/Chicken $8, No Meat $7

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2

Chip Dip Trio $10 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Guacamole, Salsa
 

​Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9

Crisp wonton, Hatch Green Chili Mac n’ Cheese, Ranch

Fried Mozz $10 

8 Mozzarella Sticks, Marinara

Bavarian Pretzel $10 

Bavarian Pretzel Pieces, Salt, Queso, Mustard 
sub dry rub $1 

Mini Corn Dogs $9 

12 Mini Corn Dogs served with Ketchup & Mustard 

Chicken Digits & Waffle Fries $12 

Served with choice of sauce 

Truffle Fries $7

Shoestring Fries, Truffle Aioli, Parmesan, Parsley 

Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $6 

Brussel Sprouts, Bacon, Cotija Cheese, Chipotle Aioli 

Party Fries

Pizza Fries $13

Waffle Fries, Mozzarella, Shredded Parmesan, Pepperoni, Side of Ranch & Marinara 

Buffalo Chicken Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Crispy Buffalo Chicken, Colby Jack, Mozzarella, Green Onion, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Side of Ranch 

Loaded Baked Potato Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Colby Jack, Bacon, Green Onion, Sour Cream 

Wings

Willy’s Wings 

our traditional bone-in wings tossed in your choice of sauce

1 LB (8 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $18

1.5 LB (12 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $23

Boneless Wings 

tossed in your choice of sauce

 Boneless 10 over a basket of waffle fries $15

Boneless 20 over a basket of waffle fries $20

Cauliflower Wings $14 

Buttermilk Marinated, Hand Breaded Cauliflower Florets

Sauces: 

BBQ, Buffalo, Buffalo Pesto, Cajun Dry Rub, Stoney’s Dry Rub, Honey Hot, Pesto, Spicy Pineapple Express, Teriyaki, XXX, Chimmichurri, Nashville Hot (+.50), Truffalo (+.50), Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 

Burgers

Bad Hunter $8 

Housemade Black Bean Patty, Colby Jack, Chipotle Aioli,
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Brioche Bun 

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Stoney’s Classic $8.50 / Double $10 

Smash Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Potato Bun 

Sub Turkey Burger $1, Chicken Breast $3, Impossible Burger $5 

Double Trouble Burger $12

2 Smash Patties, American Cheese, White Onion,
Tomato, Lettuce, Stoney’s 1000 Island Dressing, Potato Bun

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Stacked Burger $11 

Smash Patty, Bacon, American Cheese, Fries, Stoney’s Sauce, Potato Bun 

Inferno Burger $11 

Smash Patty, Sriracha, Grilled Onions and Jalapenos,
Pepper Jack Cheese, Ghost Pepper Aioli, Potato Bun 

Truffle Burger $12

Smash Patty, Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Truffle Aioli,
Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Potato Bun

Hot Stuff

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Margherita Pizza Grilled Cheese $9

Toasted Garlic Butter Bread, Mozzarella, Provolone, Tomato, Basil and Side of Marinara 

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Gyro $12 

Pita Bread, Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Tzatziki, Feta Cheese, and Choice of Gyro Meat or Chicken

Pizza Grilled Cheese $9 

Garlic Buttered Bread, Provolone, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Side of Marinara 

Philly Cheesesteak $12 

Choice of Chicken or Beef, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

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Impossible Philly Cheesesteak $15 

Impossible Meat Crumbles, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

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Nashville Hot Chicken $12

Spicy Fried Chicken Breast, Sweet & Spicy Glaze, Pickles, Brioche Bun

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Turkey Club $12

Sliced Turkey, Pesto, Bacon, Swiss, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Avocado, Toasted Bread 

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Crispy Chicken Sandwich $12 

Fried Chicken Breast, Bacon, Colby Jack, Honey Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Brioche Bun

Soup & Salad

House Soup  – Cup $5 or Bowl $7 

Creamy Tomato base with White Beans, Tortellini & Italian Sausage 

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Green Chili – Cup $5 or Bowl $7

Topped with Cheese & Pico, Served with Flour or Corn Tortillas 

Mountain Man $12 

Spring Mix, Chicken Breast, Feta Cheese, Pecans, Craisins, Dried Blueberries, Raspberry Vinaigrette

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Cobb Salad $12

Romaine, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Bacon, Grilled Chicken Breast, Heirloom Tomatoes, Avocado, Hard Boiled Egg, choice of dressing

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Caprese Salad $8 

Fresh Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes, Basil, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper, Balsamic Glaze

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Chicken Caesar $12 

Choice of Crispy Chicken or Chicken Breast, Romaine, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Parmesan, Croutons, Caesar Dressing 

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House Salad – Half $5 or Full $8 

Spring Mix, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Feta Cheese, Croutons 

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All Salads available as a wrap**

Available Dressings: 

Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Caesar, Honey Mustard, Raspberry Vinaigrette

Sides 

Shoestring Fries $4 

Waffle Fries $4

Sweet Potato Fries $5 

Onion Rings $5

Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $4 

Kid's Menu

Grilled Cheese & Fries $6 

Cheeseburger & Fries $7 

Chicken Digits & Fries $6 

Brunch

Served Saturday & Sunday from 10am - 1:30pm

Basic “B” $10 

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Served with choice of Biscuit, Biscuits & Gravy +$3, or Waffle +$3

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Hot Chick’N Waffle $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Blueberry Waffle, Candied Bacon, Syrup 

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Party Biscuits $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Buttermilk Biscuits, Candied Bacon

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Sunrise Sandwich $11 

Two Fried Eggs *, American Cheese, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Brioche Bun, Side of Seasoned Potatoes 

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Breakfast Burrito $13

Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Colby Jack in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Green Chili & Queso, Topped with Pico De Gallo & Fried Jalapeno

Avocado Toast $10 

Wheat Bread, Avocado-Pesto Smash, Fried Egg*, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Dressed Greens 

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Veg Head Scramble $10

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Green Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions, Queso

Meat Head Scramble $12

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Bacon, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Colby Jack 

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French Toast Sticks $8

5 French Toast Sticks, Side of Syrup

*Sub impossible sausage for $3 

Sides:

Impossible Sausage $5

Waffle $5

Blueberry Waffle $6

Breakfast Potato $3

Sausage $3

Bacon $3

Candied Bacon $3

Biscuit $2

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Limited Weekend Lunch Menu

until 1:30
(descriptions are listed under Everyday Menu)

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Nachos $15

Personal Nachos $7 / $8

Mozzarella Sticks $10

Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9

Pretzel $10

Chip Dip Trio $10

Chips & Salsa $4

Mini Corn Dogs $9

Stoney’s Classic $8.50

Willy’s Wings $18 / $23

Boneless Wings $15 / $19

Cauliflower Wings $14

Chicken Caesar Salad $12

Side Caesar Salad $5

House Salad $5 / $8

Green Chili $5 / $7

House Soup $5 / $7

Waffle Fries $4

Shoestring Fries $4

Sweet Potato Fries $5

Onion Rings $5

Churro Donuts $6

  *These items may be served raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.   

Dessert

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Churro Donut Holes $6

12 churro donut rounds

Cookie Plate $4

4 Chocolate Chip Cookies 

Ice Cream Sandwich $5