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Stoney’s Uptown Menu

Cocktail Cans

Cocktail Cans

Epic Western Ranch Water 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Lime, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 1g carbs, 0 sugar


Epic Western Chispa Rita

Sparkling Spin on a Classic Skinny Marg, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Lime &Orange – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugar


Epic Western La Paloma 

100% Blue Agave Tequila, Mexican Mineral Water, Real Grapefruit, Dash of Salt – 8% abv, 5g carbs, 0 sugars

New White Claw Vodka Soda


High Noon

Peach, Pineapple or Lemon

Jiant Hard Tea

Kiwi Strawberry Sparkling Hard Tea

Canned Beer

Canned Beer


Corona Premier 


White Claw Mango, Grapefruit & Black Cherry

Heineken Silver (low carb & low cal)

Dry Dock Apricot Sour

JuneShine Mango Daydream Hard Kombucha

Schilling Big Zesty Guava Lemonade (19.2 oz can)



Bud Light

16oz Coors Light Aluminum

16oz Coors Banquet

16oz Miller Lite Aluminum

Paulaner Pilsner

Heineken 0.0 (non alcoholic)

Sam Adams Just the Haze (non alcoholic)

Make any can a bucket!

Beer On Tap

Draft Beer

Coors Light

Coors Banquet


Dos Equis 

Corona Premier

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Station 26 Tangerine Cream

New Belgium Fat Tire

Blue Moon 

Dales Pale Ale 

​Oskar Blues Cosmic Mutant IPA

New Belgium Juicy Haze IPA

Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA

Odell IPA 

Princess Yum Yum

Joyride Double IPA


Mountain Time Lager

Schilling Cider Local Legend

Truly Wild Berry Hard Seltzer

Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA




SLRRP Jello Shots

(Peach, Strawberry, Watermelon, Blue Raspberry, Orange) $5

Manhattan #1 $10 

Makers Mark, Antica Formula, Bitters, Cherry, Rocks

Gin Cucumber Cooler $10 

Bombay Sapphire, Muddled Cucumber, Fresh Lime Juice, Tonic

Champagne Paloma $11

Herradrua Silver, Grapefruit, Champagne, Lime Juice


Larkin’s Punch $15

Mango & Black Cherry White Claw with a Shot of Deep Eddy Grapefruit. 32 oz cocktail.

Cucumber Crusher $9

Deep Eddy Lime, Fresh Cucumber, Soda Water, Ginger Beer

Dark and Stoney $9

Kraken Rum, Lime Juice, Picketts Ginger Beer


Red Bull Watermelon Mojito $10

Bacardi, Red Bull Red Edition (Watermelon), Lime, Mint, Simple Syrup


Blackberry Bramble $10

Bombay, Chambord, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda Water, served with a Blackberry


Guava Mezcal Mule $12

Casamigos Mezcal, Guava, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

Peach Drizzle $7

Deep Eddy Peach, Soda Water, Grenadine Drizzle

Crisp Cucumber $10

Hendricks, Lime Juice, Muddled Cucumber, Lemonade

Spicy Tropical Marg $10

Sandinista Siracha Lime Tequila, Lime Juice, Muddled Jalapenos, Red Bull Yellow Edition (Tropical)

Heat So Sweet $8

Bacardi Mango Chile, Soda, Lemon Juice, Splash Cran, Chili Salt Rim

Cranberry Moscow Mule $9

Deep Eddy Cranberry, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Served in a Mule Cup

Mango Chile Mule $9

Bacardi Mango Chile, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Served in a Mule Cup 


French Martini $8

Vanilla Vodka, Chambord, Pineapple Juice

Tequila & Mezcal


Blood Orange Margarita $8

Monte Alban Reposado, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim

Spicy Blood Orange Margarita $9

Muddled Jalapeno, Sandinista Siracha Lime Spiced Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Blood Orange Sour, Spicy Tajin Rim


Perfect Patron $12

Patron Blanco, Family Jones Triple Sec, Lime Juice


Jalapeno Face $10

Cazadores Reposado, Triple Sec, Muddled Jalapeno, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave, Soda






Red Bull

Energy Drink, Sugarfree, Red Edition (Watermelon), Yellow Edition (Tropical), $4


Stoney’s Spicy Mule $9

Deep Eddy Vodka, Lime Juice, Jalapeno, Ginger Beer


Patron Mule $9

Patron Repo 


Strawberry Cucumber $9

Frankly Strawberry Vodka & Muddled Cucumber


Ruby Red $8

Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka


Tennessee $9

Jack Daniels


Mexi $9

Herradura Silver

Non-Alcoholic Drinks



House Wine $6.25

white or red 


Sangria $8

white or red


Sangria Pitcher $26

white or red 


By the Bottle $36

Fleur De Mer Ros 

White Haven Sauvignon Blanc

Argentino Malbec

Cavit Pinot Grigio

Martin Codax Albarino White Blend 

*1/2 price bottles of wine on Fridays 

Drink Specials

Drink Specials

Happy Hour

Monday- Friday 11:30am-6pm


Trivia Specials

$7.50 25oz Coors Light – keep the cup

$8.50 25oz Hop Valley Bubble Stash IPA – keep the cup

$5 Tullamore Dew

$6 Milagro

$7 Hendricks


Brunch Specials: 

Saturday & Sunday til 1:30 pm 


Pitcher of Sangria (Red or White) $26

Fresh fruit, Red or White Wine, Juice


Deep Eddy Bloody Mary  $8

served with a 8oz Coors Light 


Mega Mimosa $13  

25oz Mimosa (Limit 2 per person)

Happy Hour Food

Lunch Special

All Day Monday; 11:30AM-3PM Tuesday - Friday

$10 Cheeseburger and Waffle Fries

with your choice of a 16oz Coors Light, Well Cocktail or N/A Bev


Happy Hour Food

Happy Hour Food Monday-Friday 2PM - 6PM

Burger Slider $7

Hawaiian Rolls, Smash Patty, American Cheese, Pickles


Fried Green Beans $6

Fried Green Beans served with Ranch


Pot Stickers $7

Chicken Pot Stickers served on a bed of cabbage, side of Dumpling Sauce


Pesto Marinated Mozzarella Bruschetta $7

Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Toasted Amoroso Roll, Balsamic Glaze, Fresh Basil and Heirloom Tomatoes

Taco Tuesday

Taco Tuesday

Available all day Tuesday! 

Personal Nachos – Beef or Chicken $8 / No Meat $7

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2


$2 Beef 

ground beef, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

$4 Crunchy Beef Tacos

2 beef tacos served on hard shells


$2 Chicken 

shredded chicken, shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla


$2 Veggie

veggie mix, corn relish, pickled red onions, green salsa, melted mozzarella, corn tortilla


$3 Steak

grilled steak, onions, red bell pepper, cotija cheese, ghost aioli, flour tortilla *sub chimichurri upon request


$3 Shrimp

fried shrimp, corn relish, pickled red onions, avocado crema, corn tortilla


$3 Plant Based Chorizo 

shredded cheese, lettuce, pico, flour tortilla

$3 Al Pastor 

al pastor, corn tortilla, red onion, fresh pineapple, cilantro 


Drink Specials

$7 Blood Orange Margarita

$8 Spicy Blood Orange Margarita 

$6 House Marg

$7 Milagro Marg

$9 Patron Marg

$9 Casamigos Marg

$6 Mega Dos Equis

$30 Corona Bucket

Add a Marg flavor for $1 – Mango, Peach, or Strawberry

Wing Wednesday

Wing Wednesday


Available all day Wednesdays for dine in!

BOGO 1/2 off for carryout!


All You Can Eat Wings

  • Boneless: $15 per person / Bone-In: $15 per person

  • Add Waffle Fries $3

  • No to-go boxes

  • No sharing

  • First order comes with 1 dipping sauce – additional sauces $1


Buy One Get One 1/2 Off – BONE IN

  • Buy 1 lb get 1 lb half off

  • Pick a different sauce for the second pound

  • Served with fries  (no substitutions)

  • Sharing & to-go boxes allowed!


  • Dry Rub

  • Cajun Dry Rub

  • Buffalo

  • XXX

  • Honey Hot

  • Spicy Pineapple

  • Teriyaki

  • BBQ

  • Buffalo Pesto

  • Chimmichurri

  • Nashville Hot (+.50)

  • Truffalo (+.50)

  • Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 


Drink Specials:

$4 Pink Whitney Shots

$7.50 25oz Dales Pale Ale

$7.50 25oz Cosmic Mutant IPA



Chips and Salsa $4

Homemade Salsa and Crunchy Corn Tortilla Chips

Whipped Feta Dip $11

Feta Dip, Toasted Pita Bread, Cucumber and Carrots


Nachos $15 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream   add guacamole $2


Personal Nachos $9

1/2 Portion of regular sized nachos. Tortilla Chips, Queso, Green Chili, Beef or Chicken, Pico de Gallo, Jalapenos, Olives, Sour Cream, Choice of Chicken Beef or No Meat,  Add Guacamole $2

Steak Nachos $22

Tortilla Chips, Shredded Cheddar Jack, Queso, Marinated Steak, Pico de Gallo, Black Beans, Pickled Jalapenos, Guacamole, Crema, Cilantro

Chip Dip Trio $10 

Tortilla Chips, Queso, Guacamole, Salsa

​Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls $9

Crisp Wonton, Hatch Green Chili Mac n’ Cheese, Ranch

Fried Mozz $10 

8 Mozzarella Sticks, Marinara


Bavarian Pretzel $10 

Bavarian Pretzel Pieces, Salt, Queso, Mustard 
Sub Dry Rub $1 


Mini Corn Dogs $9 

12 Mini Corn Dogs served with Ketchup & Mustard 


Chicken Digits & Waffle Fries $12 

Served with choice of sauce 


Truffle Fries $7

Shoestring Fries, Truffle Aioli, Parmesan, Parsley 


Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $8 

Brussel Sprouts, Bacon, Cotija Cheese, Chipotle Aioli 


Party Fries

Pizza Fries $13

Waffle Fries, Mozzarella, Shredded Parmesan, Pepperoni, Side of Ranch & Marinara 


Buffalo Chicken Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Crispy Buffalo Chicken, Colby Jack, Mozzarella, Green Onion, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Side of Ranch 


Loaded Baked Potato Fries $13 

Waffle Fries, Colby Jack, Bacon, Green Onion, Sour Cream 




Willy’s Wings 

our traditional bone-in wings tossed in your choice of sauce

1 LB (8 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $18

1.5 LB (12 wings) over a basket of waffle fries $23


Boneless Wings 

tossed in your choice of sauce

 Boneless 10 over a basket of waffle fries $15

Boneless 20 over a basket of waffle fries $20


Cauliflower Wings $14 

Buttermilk Marinated, Hand Breaded Cauliflower Florets

Impossible Nugs 

Impossible Plant Based Nuggets, Waffle Fries & Choice of Dipping Sauce

10 Piece...........$16

20 Piece..........$22


BBQ, Buffalo, Buffalo Pesto, Cajun Dry Rub, Stoney’s Dry Rub, Honey Hot, Pesto, Spicy Pineapple Express, Teriyaki, XXX, Chimmichurri, Nashville Hot (+.50), Truffalo (+.50), Harissa Hot (+.50) Chicken Fight Winner! 




Bad Hunter $8 

Housemade Black Bean Patty, Colby Jack, Chipotle Aioli,
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Brioche Bun 

Stoney’s Classic $8.50 / Double $10.50 

Smash Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Potato Bun 

Sub Turkey Burger $1, Chicken Breast $3, Impossible Burger $5 


Double Trouble Burger $12

2 Smash Patties, American Cheese, White Onion,
Tomato, Lettuce, 1000 Island Dressing, Potato Bun

Stacked Burger $11 

Smash Patty, Bacon, American Cheese, Fries, Stoney’s Sauce, Potato Bun 


Inferno Burger $10 

Smash Patty, Sriracha, Grilled Onions and Jalapenos,
Pepper Jack Cheese, Ghost Pepper Aioli, Potato Bun 


Truffle Burger $12

Smash Patty, Pesto Marinated Fresh Mozzarella, Truffle Aioli,
Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Potato Bun

Hot Stuff

Hot Stuff

Margherita Pizza Grilled Cheese $9

Toasted Garlic Butter Bread, Mozzarella, Provolone, Tomato, Basil and Side of Marinara 

Gyro $12 

Pita Bread, Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Tzatziki, Feta Cheese, and Choice of Gyro Meat or Chicken


Pizza Grilled Cheese $9 

Garlic Buttered Bread, Provolone, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Side of Marinara 


Philly Cheesesteak $12 

Choice of Chicken or Beef, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

Impossible Philly Cheesesteak $15 

Impossible Meat Crumbles, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, White American Cheese, Amoroso Roll

Nashville Hot Chicken $12

Spicy Fried Chicken Breast, Sweet & Spicy Glaze, Pickles, Brioche Bun

Turkey Club $12

Sliced Turkey, Pesto, Bacon, Swiss, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion, Avocado, Toasted Bread 

Crispy Chicken Sandwich $12 

Fried Chicken Breast, Bacon, Colby Jack, Honey Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Brioche Bun

Soup & Salad


Soup & Salad

House Soup  – Cup $5 or Bowl $8

Creamy Tomato base with White Beans, Tortellini & Italian Sausage 

Green Chili – Cup $5 or Bowl $8

Topped with Cheese & Pico, Served with Flour or Corn Tortillas 

Cobb Salad $13

Romaine, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Bacon, Grilled Chicken Breast, Heirloom Tomatoes, Avocado, Hard Boiled Egg, choice of dressing

Steak Salad $16

Romaine & Field of Greens Mix, Tossed in a Creamy Horseradish Dressing, Diced Steak, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Red Onion, Mushrooms, Candied Pecans,  Gorgonzola Cheese, Drizzled with a Balsamic Glaze

Caprese Salad $8 

Fresh Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes, Basil, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper, Balsamic Glaze

Chicken Caesar $13 

Choice of Crispy Chicken or Chicken Breast, Romaine, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Parmesan, Croutons, Caesar Dressing 

Half Caesar $6

Romaine, Parmesan, Croutons, Caesar Dressing

House Salad – Half $6 or Full $9 

Spring Mix, Red Onion, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Feta Cheese, Croutons 

All Salads available as a wrap**


Available Dressings: 

Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Caesar, Honey Mustard, Raspberry Vinaigrette, 1000 Island, Vinegar & Oil, Creamy Horseradish Dressing



Shoestring Fries $5

Waffle Fries $5

Sweet Potato Fries $6

Onion Rings $6

Chipotle Brussel Sprouts $4 

Kid's Menu

Kid's Menu

Grilled Cheese & Fries $5

Cheeseburger & Fries $5

Chicken Digits & Fries $5


Served Saturday & Sunday from 10am - 1:30pm


Basic “B” $10 

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Served with choice of Biscuit, Biscuits & Gravy +$3, or Waffle +$3

Hot Chick’N Waffle $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Blueberry Waffle, Candied Bacon, Syrup 

Party Biscuits $14 

Nashville Hot Chicken, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Buttermilk Biscuits, Candied Bacon

Sunrise Sandwich $11 

Two Fried Eggs *, American Cheese, Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Brioche Bun, Side of Seasoned Potatoes 

Breakfast Burrito $13

Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Colby Jack in a Flour Tortilla, Smothered in Green Chili & Queso, Topped with Pico De Gallo & Fried Jalapeno


Avocado Toast $10 

Wheat Bread, Avocado-Pesto Smash, Fried Egg*, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Dressed Greens 

Veg Head Scramble $10

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Green Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions, Queso


Meat Head Scramble $12

Scrambled Eggs, Seasoned Potatoes, Bacon, Homemade Sausage Gravy, Colby Jack 

French Toast Sticks $8

5 French Toast Sticks, Side of Syrup

*Sub impossible sausage for $3 



Impossible Sausage $5

Waffle $5

Blueberry Waffle $6

Breakfast Potato $3

Sausage $3

Bacon $3

Candied Bacon $3

Biscuit $2


Lunch Menu

 *These items may be served raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.   



Churro Donut Holes $6

12 churro donut rounds


Cookie Plate $5

4 Chocolate Chip Cookies 


Ice Cream Sandwich $5 
Bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream $4
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